I don't know a lot of big words. Fan of banana nut ice cream, nerds (the people and the candy.),and painful shoes. Fiercely loyal to somebody(or so I'd like to think). Happy. As is. Bestest friend with druggies of all ages.Methinks I should rule the world and read more books.
because you can never have enough Karen Walker. And Will and Grace.
"Grace! It's Christmas for goodness sake! Think about the baby Jesus. Up in that tower, letting his hair down so that the three wise men can climb up and spin the dreidel and see that there's six more weeks of winter."
"Good Lord. I can't believe I'm at a public pool. Why doesn't somebody just pee directly on me?"
"Oh, no problem, honey, Stan had to take the kids down to Scaresdale to see their real mother. What was her name? Wait a minute, it'll come to me..."Stan, take the kids to see that bitch...Kathy!" "
"I think you're missing the silver lining here. When you're old and in diapers, a gay son will know how to keep you away from chiffon and backlighting."
"Will, Will, Will, buy me a computer. I want one in tangerine to match the shoes you're going to get me later. " -Jack