Monday, November 24, 2008

Patrick David




Tell me it's "pointless" one more time, and I'm kicking your huge Trekkie butt.


Love, Paige

Thursday, November 13, 2008

79 and proud.


Number one:

I am currently taking Soc. Sci. 3. That's a Gender and Sexuality class. No regrets here. I actually like it. Today, we were asked by our teacher to write the first thing that came to out head whenever we hear the word sex. I wrote down "KIDS.". As an afterthought, I added "and Juno" to it. This is is really true, I mean, as soon as she said "Sex." I automatically had flashbacks of single-moms, crying children, and me with a huge belly. Then Juno. I don't know how the heck it ended up like that but pregnancy scares the shit out of me.

We had homework for that class too. We had to answer the Sexual Opinion Survey. This survey will give you a rough estimate on how erotophobic or erotophilic you are. The middle ground of the spectrum is 63 ( (erotophobic) 0 - 126(erotophilic) ). Take note though, being erotophilic does not mean in anyway that you are some sort of sex addict. It only means that you are more open to talk about sex. Being erotophobic does not imply that you run away, screaming whenever there are sexual things involved. It means that you are pretty reserved about the topic and that the topic of sex brings you anxiety of some sort. My score? 79. Fairly erotophilic.

I was surprised with my score. The first time, I got a score of 84. But after retaking the darned survey three times, I got 79 as my final score. The class, today, was asked to line up in order of the score. From highest to the lowest SOS score. We have a Safe Space Rule so I can't really tell you how my classmates fared. I can,however, reveal that I was pretty much among the top 15 people who got the highest scores in class. I guess I'm pretty open to it. I hope this doesn't mean anything bad in any way. I'm actually pretty proud of myself. You see, studies showed that erotophilic people tend to have higher chances of having unplanned pregnancies.

What? If they're erotophilic, how the heck do they end up having unplanned pregnancies? The study conducted did a test on several male college students. They were asked to answer the survey and as it turned out, the erotophobic men had a hard time buying condoms as compared to the erotophilic ones. The study also showed that erotophilic women were more likely to breast feed their children. This is because they do not feel discomfort in exposing themselves if the need arises.

Number two:

I've decided to let the RH Bill thing go. And I've decided at last on what side I am on.

And I'm for it. Period.

Why? Well. The RH Bill had it's good effects on me. After reading all about the bill, I was able to gain much information on family planning, teenage pregnancies, abortions and the like. I was made aware of the horrid consequences of irresponsible sex. Contrary to popular belief, reading about sexuality and being educated about it made me more vigilant in saving sex for marriage. I am aware of it's consequences and I do not think I'm ready for them. I'm not willing to have everything I have for me go down the drain. I don't like the thought of having an abortion. I know I have the choice on what to say yes or no to.





There you go. I know sex. I've read about it. And I know it's not something that should be taken irresponsibly or lightly. As human beings I know it's natural for us to have desires and whatnot. I'm not against that. Whatever others decide, it's up to them. But I know where I stand.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

frosted glass is sexy.

RM.


He pushed me...










...into the boy's bathroom once.






And blocked the door.




[You see, we dress up for exams. *sigh.]





and more Karen because she's my dark alter-ego.


Karen: I know. Let's take pictures of us eating all this food and then show it to some homeless person.
Jack: Karen. You are such a female Jesus.


Karen: Grace that blouse hurts like a hangover.


Karen: You know what else is sad? Poor people who have dreams.
[pause]
Karen: Well that's not sad as much as it is extremely funny.

Karen: OK, rule number one. Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips.


Grace: You said that money is no object.
Karen: Oh honey, that's just a saying, like 'Ooh. That sounds like fun.' or 'I love you'.

Karen: [to Jack] Oh, Honey. You're simple, you're shallow and you're a common whore. That's why we're soul mates.

Karen: She's gone to Mexico for face-lifts so many times, I'll bet if you whacked her head with a stick, prizes would fall out.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

spin me fast, get me drunk.



then please kiss me.

I have so many things in my head that really, really, need sorting out. Really.
Take last night for example, I had this really weird dream where I happened to just end up kissing three guys.
Guys I would never really think of kissing.
But then again, I have a boyfriend.
Who I did NOT kiss in said dream.
Weird.
They were pretty bad kisses too.Yucky and awkward. Not sexy at all.
Maybe this is karma for kind-of cheating on Paddy in my dreams.
Yucky kisses with the strangest of people.

Oh. And somebody sorta cheated on me too. This is for you, you motherchucker.
[If I see you there with another girl again and you ignore me, I will stab you with my plastic fork and dump Carbonara and tasty chicken all over your dead body.]

I took the Polaroid down in my room
I'm pretty sure you have a new girlfriend
it's not as if I don't like you
it just makes me sad whenever I see it
cuz I like to be gone most of the time
and you like to be home most of the time
if I stay in one place I lose my mind
I'm a pretty impossible lady to be with.

Kimya Dawson has the best lyrics.



I love Karen Walker too...

"I'm not good or real... I'm evil, and imaginary. "

"Oh honey, I have a fake laugh with your name written all over it. "

"Well, well, well. Look what the cat cleaned up, showered, exfoliated, powdered, lipsticked, Gucci'd and dragged in. "

" [storming angrily out of the Principal's Office] You dragged me down to this God-forsaken place to tell me my kids made the Honor Roll? Honey, my time is precious, call me when one of them gives birth at the prom! "



[credits: blackfia.multiply.com for the pic.]

Friday, November 7, 2008

For Roberto: My Homie and forever real political sparring partner

Roberto is the main reason why I do the things I do and read the things I read.. He likes the RH Bill just as much as I did/do (whatever I don't know anymore) and he was soo rooting for Obama too. When he found out I signed the ANTI-RH Bill petition, he laughed at me and shook his head. He didn't object when I called myself a hypocrite, because technically, I am. I think I should stick to clothes and not meddle in things bigger than me anymore because I really can't formulate any opinions of my own. I get easily influenced by people I admire. I suck up that way. Haha... Now I have it in my head that I am pretty guilty of blind idolatry when it came to the McCain-Obama thing. And that maybe I am stupid and mindless. [Note: Ting, I'm not saying you are too. I bet you have good reasons for rooting for Obama, but I don't think I do.]

Oh well.

Shit.

Elections are done.

And I was totally the Obama girl.

And I DO HAVE A LIFE THANKYOUVERYMUCH.

Go to hell Obama.

I hate you now. [This is sooo your fault. I'm now racist because of you!]


The video that made me realize how useless I was.

Ting: I posted this one because you have a good sense of humor (very much like mine actually...) and this video made me laugh, like, really hard. So I bet you'd like it too.
[Credits: Dominique]


Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are


Aaaaannndd here are Obama girl videos. She's really funny and pretty hot. So I really think you'll like her too.

This one's my favorite of them all. "I've got a crush on Obama" MUST WATCH. Hahaha.. [Ew.Ew.Ew.] Sing-a-long: "So black and sexy, you’re so fine ‘cause I’ve got a crush on Obama I cannot wait, 'til 2008 baby you’re the best candidate"





This one was when Obama won. "Yes we did"





Well, that was insightful.

P.S. Is it true that most Republicans are Freemasons? If that's true, then they're cool now. :p

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Obama won.


Dangnabit.
Sit back.
Chillax.
I knew it. :)

Monday, November 3, 2008

Percent.





I'm such a sellout.
I signed the petition against the Reproductive Health Bill.
I don't know why I do things anymore.
Crap.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Dear crush,


I like hearing about you. A lot. Hahahaha.. OMG. I'm so serious na. If we meet, I will absolutely die. I think I'll see you on my wedding day. (If I marry Paddy, that is.) You're totally invited! Shucks. Am I saying too much? Am I giving myself away? Nooooo! Hahaha... I can't wait til Paddy gets home so we can make kwento. :)) I love my boyfriend.